He's so old his social security number is two digits.

Brian Morgan
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  1. He's so old his social security number is two digits.

  2. We didn't feel so good when we took our son to college and saw a sign on the liquor store - Back to School Sale.

  3. Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."

  4. They make money the old-fashioned way. They inherit it.

  5. As an entrepreneur I am often asked how I kept my perseverance. Well persevere comes from the Latin roots purse as in "money " and sever as in "cut off." That's why I persevered.

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